No Thank You, I Am Married

Ever since Napa County, California, wrongfully convicted me as a sex offender, I have to duck at 3:00 pm because couples suggest with subtle hints that they want me to engage in a threesome. Today, at 3 pm I was ready. I have a big yellow palomino horse that I can get to hang out his big horsey penis on cue. So, when my annoying neighbors (who f - - - all day long) came out at 3 pm, there he was, the third one in line for the roll in the hay!