Christopher Columbus Came To America To Incite Violence Against Women

When Columbus discovered America, he also discovered that violence against women was profitable. He then discovered that by using menacing punks, he could contain women in their homes regardless whether or not she needed to

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exercise so that her back didn't lock up from the debilitating nervous condition caused by her captors.

Columbus knew that even though he had dogs in

his own backyard that needed attention, it was much easier to neglect his dogs by eyeballing and harassing women who needed to rake leaves and do their chores.

Meanwhile, Christopher Columbus was busy strutting his tattooed neck to show he was in command. He called the cops to complain how he could not leave his house or work in his garage.

Poor Columbus. He went back to bed with his Twitt until his mother came home. Thank you Mafioso Christopher Columbus for discovering America!

Dear Victims: If they aren't listening to you, don't feel bad. They didn't listen to Isaiah either when he declared the earth was round. "It is He That sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as..." Isaiah 40:22